For Jose Canseco, the brand of shame he recently thrust upon himself and the sport of baseball just wasn’t enough. This past weekend, he stepped into the ring and embarrassed himself once more when former football player Vai Sikahema KO’d the sultan of steroids in the first round of a celebrity boxing match in Atlantic City.

Canseco previously flirted with the idea of entering the mixed martial arts circuit in some capacity. He also claimed to have a background in martial arts. But after getting flattened by Sikahema, it is quite obvious he should stick to selling books and tattle-taling on the baseball’s behemoths. Despite being 6″4 and having a tremendous size advantage over the 5″9 Sikahema, Canseco couldn’t make it out of the first round. So how on earth would ever expect to last ten seconds inside the cage? (more…)